Y'know, THE ONE WHERE THEY DIDN'T LOSE?
I realize that I am crowing about a victory over an 0-12 team that is the worst in the NFL. But the Dolphins were actually FAVORED TO WIN by 1.5 points! People thought the Jets would lose to the Dolphins! Oh injustice not to be borne! Honey, there aren't enough Bloody Marys on the Western seaboard to drown my sorrow had that happened. Instead, I'm happy to say that we are now ranked 30th out of 32!! Eat that, Rams! Booyah!
Sidenote: At the post-game conference, Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor said (snarkily) of the Jets: ''They (stink) too. They beat us. They'll go home happy, and their fans will be happy that they got three wins this year. Good for them.'' To that I say: Damn Right, Jason Taylor! Jets fans will take any wins we can scrounge up.
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